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I Don't Give A Frog Heavy Weight Hoodie 🐸 🗡️

Regular price $35.00
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Color: Black
Size

Please double check hoodie sizing before ordering. When in doubt, order a size up! Larger apparel is worn more often than something too small.

Size chart and hoodie measurement guide for Gildan G185 Hoodie in unisex heavy blend. Left side shows a size table from S to 5XL with width, length, and sleeve length measurements.

Product Information & Care

Our products are cotton and polyester blends.

You can increase the longevity of your apparel graphic with these best practices:

  1. Turn your apparel inside out before washing (graphic on the inside).
  2. Wash on a gentle cycle with cold water.
  3. Hang dry or low machine heat only.
  4. No fabric softeners.
  5. Do not place hot iron directly on graphics or embroidered area.
  6. Apparel left wet and unattended for extended periods of time (+48 hours) will diminish the longevity of the graphic or logo. Get that sucker moved to the dryer with low heat.   :)

Delivery & Shipping

  • Free shipping on all hoodies!
  • This product is custom-designed and will require 3 days time in production before shipping.
  • Please allow an additional 5 to 8 business days for shipping.

Exchanges & Refunds

Received something different from your original order? We understand and we will make it right.

Although our products are made to order, we accept eligible voluntary return or exchange requests within 30 days of confirmed delivery.

Ordered the wrong size, picked the wrong color, or no longer need? Please note:

  • Customers are responsible for return shipping costs.
  • Items must meet our voluntary return condition requirements.
  • Exchanges are subject to product availability.
  • Customers may be responsible for shipping costs associated with sending replacement merchandise.
  • Original shipping charges are generally nonrefundable, except where required by law.

We recommend reviewing the sizing chart on each product page before ordering.

Please read our full policies here.

IDGAFrog Hoodie 🐸⚔️

Zero quests. Zero concerns. Absolutely zero frogs given.

Meet your new favorite knight in slightly questionable armor.

Armed with a sword, shield, and an absolutely unmatched level of indifference, this little frog has one mission: minding his own business and giving absolutely no frogs.

The IDGAFrog hoodie is made for the sarcastic, the unbothered, and anyone who's simply run out of patience for the nonsense. Whether you're conquering your to-do list, avoiding unnecessary drama, or just defending your right to do absolutely nothing, this frog has your back.

The kingdom can wait.

🐸 Why you'll love it:

  • A ridiculously good frog-knight design.

  • Medieval armor meets modern-day attitude.

  • Perfect for sarcastic humor lovers and frog enthusiasts.

  • An excellent conversation starter (or conversation ender).

  • Makes a pretty great gift for someone who has officially stopped caring.

Your quest awaits. Your enthusiasm is optional. 

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